My Slashy Swaps 2020

OMG have I got to post this rubbish now?  Oh well, here goes ~ apparently the recipient of this fine piece-o-crap is Fim (who was never heard from again).  I tried to stick to the requirements and if there is a critter in there it is NOT in any way what could be described as 'fluffy', in fact it might even be described as a sexual aid.  You have been warned!  LMAO

(note - split into two parts because it went on and on and on…)

Author: m_carvaggio (andi)

Beta: none

Email: m_carvaggio@hotmail.co.uk

Rating:  NC-17

Pairing: Glorfindel/Celeborn with help from Haldir

Warnings: none

Request: A reunion between long-time lovers (bonded or not - author can decide) who have been apart for a while.  Erotic sex scene goes awry - anything that CAN go wrong, does.   Include some humour.  Toys/sexual aids/fetish OK but not mandatory.  Story may occur in any Age, but please keep within canon as much as possible.

 Do not include:  No lovey-dovey fluffiness, but sweet/romance is fine.  No BDSM, blood, rape/non-con.  No fluffy critters, No effeminate or weepy Elves, please.

Written For: Fimbrethiel

Title: Duals of the Forest