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Ardor in August 2008 Challenge


Title - Let Them Eat Cake
Author – Jaiden S
Email – jadedone23@gmail.com
Beta- Phyncke
Rating – R
Pairing - Aragorn/Legolas
Request - "AU, humor fic, any rating; Aragorn/Legolas; Aragorn and Legolas are two rival caterers, trying to one up each other in the attempt to cater the wedding of Faramir to his brother Boromir. Perhaps something evil with cake batter to be included. Feel free to let the squirrel out of the bag and go nuts!!"
Summary - Aragorn and Elladan travel to Gondor for the Rites of Spring Celebration. After a misunderstanding, Aragorn and Legolas find themselves elbow-deep in flour and eggshells. Who will come out on top?
Warnings - Slash, AU, tasteless jokes about male genetalia
Author’s notes – Written for Ardor in August 2008. I tried to keep the spirit of the request, and yet still have it be within the realm of possibility. Instead, it descended into a mish-mash of bad jokes about male genitalia. When the requestor told me to go nuts, I did. Literally.
Disclaimer – No profit is made from said story. All characters and settings are property of JRR Tolkien. No posting of story elsewhere without contacting the author first.

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