Thanks Binky! I was thrilled to find out you were the one I'd written for. When I read the Haldir/Sauron pairing I thought, "Oh, dear." then when I read "pineapple" in the request I thought, "What?" lol Then I got to thinking about how much fun it would be if Sauron showed up and offered Haldir some "forbidden fruit". I tried not to include too much canon but I couldn't resist the thing with the bat, Sauron showing his true colors at last. :-)

I'm so glad you like it. It was fun to write Sauron as a hunky Easterling.