My word! Does Elladan think of nothing else? *lol*

This really was the most ludicrously funny thing I've read in ages! I was almost in tears over that 'erect a pole on his behalf' comment and that was just the beginning. I swear - I had to go away and come back to the computer after I'd calmed down. I'm probably still going to be laughing at it tomorrow at work and lord knows how I'm going to explain THAT to my work colleagues.

Just one comment though - in your warning you mentioned "tasteless jokes about male genetalia"

...

are there any tasteful ones? The mind boggles.